2-week party?

So Mama and Curt took off yesterday for vacation. I will miss them. But I am excited for Ruff Ruff Pet Care to come take care of me. Also part of the time my grandpa and Hilda are coming to hang out with me. I hope Mama told them where the treats and brush are. 

I am sure Mama and Curt are having a good time. Tho. I hear the weather isn't so nice. And it is beautiful here.

Go Joey! It's my Birthday!

Today I turn 14. Mama and I have been together for almost 14 years. She got me when I was 6 weeks old. Can you believe someone threw me and my litter in a Dumpster!?!? Jerks! But at least I found my Mama after that.

Mama and Curt gave me an Eggplant catnip toy this morning. I was a little skeptical at first. But I warmed up to it. I also got treats this morning. I love you Mama!

Here I am sniffing my new toy while sitting on my cardboard scratching post.

What gives?

Mama and Curt have really been laying on the torture lately. Curt grabs me and Mama smears some nasty tasting stuff on my lips. Blech! I am forced to lick it off--I mean, what else can I do? I got no thumbs to grab a napkin and wipe that crap off.
Mama also rubs some weird stuff on my right eye. She is quite sneaky about it.
Well, last night was the ultimate torture. Curt grabbed me. Mama rubbed that nasty stuff on my lips. While I was gagging on that, she rubbed the other stuff on my eye.
I got my revenge. I stabbed Curt in the lip with my nail! Ha! Take that you jerks!

Happy Birthday Month to ME!!!!

Here's a shot of me when Mama came home from work one day. She doesn't like me to sit in this window because the coffee pot is right there and she doesn't want me to knock it over and break it and hurt myself on the glass. But I am careful. And don't I look so cute? I know Mama couldn't resist taking my picture.

Today my vet sent me an e-mail wishing me a Happy Birthday this month. It is such a nice e-mail that I want to share it:

Dear JOEY,

We heard a rumor that someone very special is having a birthday thismonth -- you! We hope it's a memorable one, full of fun and hugs fromyour favorite humans.Here's wishing you a happy and healthy birthday and many more to come.Oh, and one more thing -- let your favorite human handle the birthdaycandles!

Sincerely,

The Doctors and Staff at Broadway Pet Hospital